Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Vitamin Sea Jokes More Vitamin Sea Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!