Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.