What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.