What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.