What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !