What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !