What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored