What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette