What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette