Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?

A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to

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What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

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How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx