Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian