Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

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How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.