Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5