What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log