Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 7 trees:)

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.