Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

Crimefighter

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Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.