Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

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Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1