Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.