Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.