Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )