Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie