Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"