What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.