What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

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What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.