What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!