What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!