What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time