What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time