What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...