They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue
Santa Jaws !
They're high on quack.
A wise quacker.
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
He came to work baked.
Cross mouse cards !
I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time