What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time