What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms