What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.