What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate