What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!