Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.