Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.