Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.