What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.