What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.