What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Crust Jokes More Crust Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.