What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.