What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Crust Jokes More Crust Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.