What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Crust Jokes More Crust Jokes

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."