What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

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Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ?

Chairman Lmao

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.