What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What's red, white, and black all over?

An American plantation.

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Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."