How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

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What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

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Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.