How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.