Baltimore Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Revolt Jokes More Revolt Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!