Two, and often from the same person.
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Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
The Pittsburgh Steelers
In a merry land.
9-1-2001
Call Baltimore, M.D.
Target practice.
Baltiless
They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.
Old Bae
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
A Coke-o-nut.
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you
Old Bay.
My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)
They can't resist.
He answered the iron
Burning Sanders!
He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.
WasWas
Don't poop where you scoop.
A dungalow
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
a necromancer
Crabs on your organ.
Swab the deck!