Two, and often from the same person.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
The Pittsburgh Steelers
In a merry land.
9-1-2001
Call Baltimore, M.D.
Target practice.
Baltiless
They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.
Old Bae
Because he fell asleep on duty.
Am I free to ghost "
Don't birthdays burn you up "
Black mail.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Because he's shellfish!
A tooter
Dronacharya
there was a porkward silence
EX-STREAM!
Paddy o' Furniture
They'll tell you.
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
A Remote control
He thought they were revolting
He thought they were revolting!