Baltimore Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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Target Practice Jokes More Target Practice Jokes

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Different Kind Jokes More Different Kind Jokes

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.