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Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
He was a little shellfish.
On crotches...
Because of the culture!
Culture
A petri dish develops a culture.
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
You tape bread to the ceiling.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
Because freedom rings.
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Germany.
