Two, and often from the same person.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.
Because they have developed very good punch quality.
The Pittsburgh Steelers
You are no longer kneaded."
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
On crotches.
Finding crabs on your organ.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
French press
Ralph Neighder!
Bill Cosby
A: Germany.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
