What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.