What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.