What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.