What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.