What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.