Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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What do cats major in college?

String theory!!

Where did the small road go to college?

Tulane University

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.