Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.