How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.