How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.