Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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What do you call an old John Cena?

John Cenile

How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA