Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

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Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Why do divers fall backwards into the water?

If they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.