John Cena Jokes

Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What do you call an old John Cena?

John Cenile

How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

How loud is John Cena?

xDb

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

What would people call an old John Cena?

John Senile

What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

A: ICU.

You might also enjoy:

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Script Jokes More Script Jokes

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Camouflage Jokes More Camouflage Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Why are trees green?

For camouflage.