John Cena Jokes

Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What do you call an old John Cena?

John Cenile

How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

How loud is John Cena?

xDb

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

What would people call an old John Cena?

John Senile

What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

A: ICU.

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Well done.

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Redundant

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A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

A: Her navel.

What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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It was feeling down