Well done.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Camouflaged
Redundant
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
For camouflage.
Because they are really good at it
Under a bar of soap.
Because that's where the most racists are.
A pilot, you racist.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Chickenstocks
They can't get enough booty.
Show me your booty.
Oeuf!
Asking for a friend.
Thank you very much, sir.
To get to the dark side.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
It has the blues
The coming of the Lord.
