What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

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lowering the bar. or not to.

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A pilot you racist!

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What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)