Racist Jokes

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

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Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a racecar driver?

A racist

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

Why cant #alllivesmatter?

Its Racist!

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

What do you call a black man that flies an airplane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What do you call a black man flying plane?

A pilot you racist.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane?

Pilots, you racist!

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

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How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

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Why are there no good racist jokes for white people?

because, only whites are racist.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.