Racist Jokes

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

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Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a racecar driver?

A racist

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

Why cant #alllivesmatter?

Its Racist!

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

What do you call a black man that flies an airplane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What do you call a black man flying plane?

A pilot you racist.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane?

Pilots, you racist!

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor