How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!