How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!