How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist