Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
One. We're efficient not funny!
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
He's got more money than cents
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
Because they die at the last second.