Enlighten Jokes

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do you call someone who has irrational and prejudiced views against motor races?

A feminist

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.