None, they enlighten themselves.
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He became enlightened.
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.
A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw
Because HE's noble.
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
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Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
Depends on which method you try....
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
He had no attachments.
A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
A pharmacist, you racist.
I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.