What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

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HeHe

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.