What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!