What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

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Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.