What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

Previous Random Joke Next

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.