Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.