Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.