Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.