Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!