Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

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Because there's a Target on every corner.

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If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.