Because there's a target on every corner.
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
Because there are Targets on every corner.
Because of the taliban