Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.