Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.