Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

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Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.