Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim?

Nothing personal."

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."