Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...