What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic