What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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What do you call bad Mediterranean food?

Falawful.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal