Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

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What's Batman's favorite fruit?

Bananananananananana

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.