Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.