Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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What would make Batman really salty?

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What is Bruce Wayne's favorite religious health food?

Christian Kale

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.