Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.