Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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Why did Arthur have a round table ?

So no one could corner him !

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.