Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.