Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it