Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ?

Brent out of shape !