Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!