What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'