How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars