How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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