How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!