Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.