Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.