Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.