Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."