What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.