What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic