Tickle the goat under it's chin.
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Being given head.
Foreplay
Heavy petting.
Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"
They don't have time.
A half hour of begging.
Amazon Prime.
Putin! Putin!
They tickle the goat on the chin.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
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Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
Baby universe was born.
I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Heroine overdose
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
He was snowden
