What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.