What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?

The Colossus of Scrotes.