What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.