What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering