What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW