When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!