When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.