When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.