What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.