What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.