What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.