What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

Tomatoe Jokes More Tomatoe Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.